Nunprofit

Holier than thou non-propft ventures

Some Nunprofit
are Muchof nothing and nothing of something.

Nunprofit by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

nonprofity 

the favorite word of people with crazy art teacher-type personalities that say "oooooooh" all the time

Person 1: I think I'm going to go take a shower.

Person 2: Oooooooh, nonprofity!

Person 1: Wha???

nonprofity by theemojan July 11, 2014

nonprofit nod 

When attending a training or conference, and whenever the speaker says something, the crowd nods knowingly and approvingly in unison.

It's a way to appear engaged without learning a god damn thing because nothing of substance is being offered.

The speaker goes on thinking he has made a difference, and the crowd goes home feeling like they are a part of something bigger.

Dan sat thru another wasted day at the conference. Realizing when he left, all that got accomplished was a handful of nonprofit nods to make everyone feel good.

nonprofit nod by ncdubmixer December 2, 2014

nonprofit girl

A girl who has started her own nonprofit to address an issue facing her community or the greater global community. A nonprofit girl is determined to change the world for the better. She is a very passionate social entrepreneur who is always networking and thinking up new ideas. She is a good example that girls can do anything.

The life of a nonprofit girl looks glamorous with all the conferences and interviews, but behind the scenes, nonprofit girls have to work very hard.

nonprofit girl by outtoproveyouwrong September 2, 2011

Nonprofiteer

A person or organization that makes profit from having nonprofit status.

See also poverty pimp

“It’s amazing how much Microsoft stock went up after the announcement of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation’s multi-billion dollar commitment to fight AIDS."

“Quite a nonprofiteer that Gates guy.”

Nonprofiteer by aaronkabul December 16, 2008

Nonprofit 

An organization that uses surplus funds to achieve its goals, rather than to pay dividends to shareholders. Designated under US Internal Revenue Code 501(c).

Bones: Excuse me, your gang can't fund the lobby for legalizing crystal meth.

T-Jam: On the contrary, Bones, we classify as a 501(c) nonprofit advocacy organization. We can fund whatever we wish provided we don't kick out dividends to investors.

Bones: Word to your mother. Lets go cut someone.

Nonprofit by Old Ebbit December 28, 2011

nonprofit 

anything but college board

"college board is nonprofit"

nonprofit by ur child 2.0 July 21, 2021