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Someone who tries to live life via numbers, and refuses to go off of observations. Social life, Health, Scheduling, etc.
"Dude are you ok? it reeks in there, like worse than usual. You should get that checked out."
"Well I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, so I should be fine."
"Jerry, you Numtoid, you're gonna die one day."
"I can't do that, Im supposed to live until 65."
Numtoid by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
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Someone who lives their life via numbers, and refuses to make decisions of none numerical observations. They'll do this for everything, from Health decisions, Sex, Social life, tec.
"Dude, it reeks in the bathroom, like even worse than usual. You should get that checked out, I don't think its healthy."
"It is, I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, and I have consumed the regular amount of calories for the day."
"Jerry you Numtoid, you're gonna die on day because of this."
"That's impossible, I have to live to at least 65 years."
Numtoid by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
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numptoid 

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old
Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."
numptoid by Pengle April 11, 2007
a smaller and more inexperienced n00b. Similar to the nub. Most of the time, kids from ages 7 to 11 think that once they buy the game, they are masters, so they play online (with more experienced players). Most of the time, nubtiods (the plural of a nubtoid) usually ask for more help and are more annoying than n00bs and n00bies.
Man, this kid is such a nubtoid!
Hey! I just got the game!
Exactly. GET OFF LINE NUBTOID!
nubtoid by Aerista T'laska May 8, 2011