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numptoid
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Son of
numpty
(see numptey).
Usually
4 - 7 years
old
Margaret: "
Craig
is such a good
father
"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his
kids
"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."
numptoid
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Pengle
April 11, 2007
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Numblefutz
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A way of calling
someone
a
Spacko
without
actually
saying it.
"Hey,
Steve
went to
pay
in a cheque at the bank and he was embarrassed in
front
of everyone because it wasn't signed. What a numblefutz."
Numblefutz
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Pengle
April 11, 2007
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