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number porn 

A condition in witch you are sexually aroused by the concept of numbers and math.
Dude, you have to be pretty into number porn to be a scientist nowadays.
number porn by Thrackerzod June 5, 2016

number plate 

Identifying plates fitted to vehicles in the UK (and elsewhere), carrying the vehicle's registration number.
Similar to License plate, Registration plate etc.

In the UK the reg. no. belongs to the vehicle, not the driver, and contains information about the age of the vehicle and the region in which it was first sold. The system is administered by the DVLA.

The reg. number is alphanumeric, and takes the form AB12 CDE on vehicles registered after 2001, or A123 BCD on vehicles registered before 2001.
Some scouse git has stolen my number plates. Now I will be done by the police.
number plate by oracle February 27, 2006

number punk 

A generalized genre of music referring to "newer" mainstream punk. From the tendancy of breakout punk bands in the last several years to include numbers in their name (i.e. Blink-182, Sum 41, etc). However, a band does not have to include a number in it's name to be considered "number punk"; the genre in general references popular punk, in most cases signed to a major record label. Read: good music.
number punk by Paco I am October 20, 2003

number plate racism 

To assume attributes of a driver’s ability according to the State of issue of the car’s number plate.
“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey, that’s Number Plate Racism.”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

number plate racism 

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.
“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

Number People

Known as numbers bots by Kukri_BR are the bots that come to kaboom.pw to spam Hello and JUSTICE TO THE NUMBER PEOPLE
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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