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Number 1.5 

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing
“What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5
Number 1.5 by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019

number 1 point 5 

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry
'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'

Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Describing bodily fluids.

Number 1 is urinate.

Number 2 is defecate.

Number 3 is ejaculate.

Number 4 is diarrhea.

Number 5 is crying.

Number 6 is vomit.

Number 7 is bleeding.

Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.

The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.
I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂

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Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce 

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Top15s: "Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"

Random: "Wow, gross."

Number 15 

Number 15; Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in your Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get.
Dude I just found out I had a number 15
Number 15 by Clapped and Batty March 1, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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