Nugget dick

A person who is hung like a Nat or has to squat to pee

While bill was relieving himself it seemed that he was popping a zit looks like bill is a nugget dick

by Shark 48 November 27, 2016

Chicken nugget dick

When a persons dick is the size of a chicken nugget

Damn Felipe has a chicken nugget dick

by Your dad02 January 15, 2020

dick nugget

something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.

Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!

by fadsfdsfd February 2, 2008

Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

dick nugget

crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni

dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets

by peeeeeeeenis November 2, 2003

Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015