Nowtage 

Nothing; the opposite of something. Typically used as an answer to a question.

"What did you do on the weekend?" I asked. "Nowtage" he replied.

Nowtage by Ryry2 November 2, 2022

Nowtrage

Whenever you become offended by something that is generally considered to be too insignificant to really offend.

What do you mean, they`ve cancelled Veronica Mars, this is a nowtrage.

Nowtrage by flightyzeus July 1, 2012

nownage 

Noun - A Not ownage object.
Adjective - Not Ownage
Verb - Making something not ownage (nownagizing, nownagized, nownagizored, nownagizoredizing)

This word originated from someone who mystyped not ownage.

Noun - That nownage is a peice of crap.
Adjective - Your nownage computer cant run any games!
Verb - I am going to nownagize my computer so my parents will feel bad and buy me another.

nownage by doubleM March 10, 2005

nomtage 

-A montage of animals (or people) eating. Eating is also known as "noming".
-First used while watching a Travel Channel show about animals. (can also be used to describe a televised eating competition)

-Dude, you missed it, they totally just had a nomtage on this special.

nomtage by Mr. Cheezle February 14, 2010

Nowtrage

An outrage about nothing, usually done performed by the media on a slow news day.
Comes from the words Outrage and Nowt.

Nowtrage :)

You hear all this about the swine flu?
absolute nowtrage!

Nowtrage by Madison_Docherty May 6, 2009

Noxtageous 

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Im feeling Noxtageous today 😈

Noxtageous by Lilnox7 October 15, 2021

Noxtageous 

To feel Noxtageous!!!!

I’m feeling Noxtageous today

Noxtageous by noxagx October 15, 2021