Nowtrage

Whenever you become offended by something that is generally considered to be too insignificant to really offend.

What do you mean, they`ve cancelled Veronica Mars, this is a nowtrage.

Nowtrage by flightyzeus July 1, 2012

Nowtrage

An outrage about nothing, usually done performed by the media on a slow news day.
Comes from the words Outrage and Nowt.

Nowtrage :)

You hear all this about the swine flu?
absolute nowtrage!

Nowtrage by Madison_Docherty May 6, 2009

Nowtage 

Nothing; the opposite of something. Typically used as an answer to a question.

"What did you do on the weekend?" I asked. "Nowtage" he replied.

Nowtage by Ryry2 November 2, 2022