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A phrase used by a math teacher. Not to be named. He is calculated to say it 3.8 times every day. He can say up to 97 now ons in one month.
Right, what should you be doing now on?
Put away whatever those are now on.
Now on by 3cjnewlc January 31, 2019
Words you can keep

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

it's on NOW

The battle/fight/scrapple HAS BEGUN.
You thought that shizzle was on befo? Well it's on NOW mos def!
it's on NOW by the_REAL_roto May 23, 2005

chelsea come on now

Something that you say when someone has obviously copied someone and are pretending they haven’t.

The phrase went viral after being used in a TikTok Live by user Rianna Legend.
“You bought the same jacket as the girl”
“Chelsea come on now”
“You bought the same outfit as the girl”
“Chelsea come on now”

Come On Now 

A word used by MTPs (management training programs) across the universe for a variety of reasons. 1. To let someone know that they are sweatin' you too much. 2. To let someone, or something, know to hurry up. 3. To express frustration. 4. To let people know that their taking way too long bringing the natural lights back from the white trash bbq. 5. To tell people know that it's cool to drink and drive. 6. In response to dropping a weight on someone's head. They may need stitches, but come on
1. Come on now, yous is sweatin' my s*** like crazy.
2. Come on now, yous is so slow.
3. Come on now.
4. Come on now!
5. Come on now?
Come On Now by Snobrdr854854 December 2, 2005

oh come on now

something dream (the minecraft youtuber) says when someone isn’t showing their full potential, or he’s annoyed, or somethings bs. he says it in his sexy deep voice 😻 that makes everyone love it. he also says ‘oh god’ and ‘alright’ in the same voice and everyone goes crazy for it
~while speedrunning~
ghast: *shooting fireballs*
dream: oh come on now..
oh come on now by notdream October 7, 2020

Come on now DAWG 

When you say or do anything extraordinary you DAP your friend up and say Come on now DAWG.

Its a bit like say LETS GO, YESSIR, W TAKE
Friend: I got you invited to the party next week
You: For real
Friend: Yessir
You: Come on now DAWG
Come on now DAWG by UrbanProfessor69 February 26, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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