Notatop 

It's like a top, but it's not a top. And it doesn't spin.

I tried to spin a notatop, but it didn't spin. I guess it's not a top.

Notatop by --Insert amazing pseudonym-- January 28, 2017

Notato 

A popular internet character who serves as a role model for many.

Teacher: Who is this notato
Student: A popular internet character
Teacher: From where?
Student: From heaven.

Notato by Nerdmind May 8, 2021

notahopeinhell 

No chance at getting what you want

Boy "Will you have sex with me?"
Girl "notahopeinhell"

notahopeinhell by sj January 12, 2004

Notaroplasty 

NOUN:
The clinical name for the process whereby a notary public applies his or her seal to a document.

Charlene, I can't talk; I've got to perform an emergency notaroplasty before the license bureau closes.

Charles held his seal with confidence as he prepared to give the title transfer a notaroplasty.

Notaroplasty by James J. Mitchell October 23, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004