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Nothing, the same old stuff, same shit different day

Person 1-Whats good playa
Person 2-Not shit, whats good wit you
Person 1-Not shit, chea chea im out holla pimps up hoes down

not shit by Thug naz-t November 25, 2006

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Not shit ass hoe

Savanna Michelle Zotter- the 8 lb 4 oz absolute NOTHING ASS TRICK. Pathetic excuse for a human much less a parent.

That not shit ass hoe ain’t worth her weight (and she can’t afford to lose another ounce), so in other words THAT HOE AINT WORTH A PENNY. Pussy big around as a cave n smell musty just like one. Doesn’t give a fuck about her kids, just wants a good ass fucking and then your dick shoved down her throat before her gape even has a chance to close. Straight up gutter slut. Ass to Mouth is her absolute favorite.

Not shit ass hoe by Daddy2you January 13, 2024

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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.

We Will Not Shit on the Bed by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

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Your not shit.com

This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.

Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram

Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not

Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”

Your not shit.com by Cvvdbnf January 4, 2019

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NS (not shit)

adj. meaning doing absolutely nothing

Greyson (Text Message): To kim- WYD
KIM (reply): Ns (not shit)

NS (not shit) by crystalwaters0110 January 22, 2023

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Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

Not Doing Shit by Nombreno December 28, 2011

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Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.

Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."

Not saying shit by nyc345 August 16, 2023

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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