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Not quite 

band director: you guys were speeding up

band members.: oh no,

band director: that was not quite my tempo
Not quite by deadcatstudios December 28, 2020
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Not quite gay 

Journalistic term for a male with interests beyond football and beer. Similar to metrosexual but with a more pronounced insinuation of contempt.
'That David Beckham is so "not quite gay" . . .'
Not quite gay by Paul X October 13, 2004

not quite the same 

Completely different.

Often said with nostalgia.
You know, Star Wars is not quite the same without Muppet Yoda.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.

Not quite an adult 

A person who isn't 100% responsible for adult life but who has a job and pays some bills
She's not quite an adult yet she lives with her parents.
Not quite an adult by Macicat November 16, 2016

Not quite my tempo 

Phrase said by drummers often sarcastic when a drummer plays really fast indicating that they want it being played faster.
Drummer: *drums at 666 bpm*
Other Drummer: “not quite my tempo.”

not quite porn 

Pornographic intended material thatisn't arousing to most people at all, nor is it part of a sickening fetish. It just makes most viewers indifferent.

not quite porn 

Guy 1: Hey, that's porn!
Guy 2: No, not quite. Asshat.
not quite porn by theGreenBunny February 24, 2004
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