nosser 

compete Idiot
Moron
Person of Limited intelligence

you are a nosser - you are a fool
That nosser over there fancies himself
I wouldn't half be a nosser if I went out with him

nosser by Percy Sugden June 10, 2006

Nosser 

Arabic Origin: Usually meaning relaxed, and cool. You can mostly catch a Nosser at a pool swimming or tanning or being really tan all year around because of the middle eastern background.

Person A: Where is Nosser?

Person B: Oh hes at da Pool

Person A: Sweet Beans!

Nosser by Brittney hq June 10, 2008

Nosser

A highly sensitive person who sits on the internet all day. Most of them can be found on social media apps or the game platform Roblox. They will attack you for literally anything, even for accidentally using he/him pronous on a nonbinary character. They also hate everything popular.

Normal guy: What a nice day!
Nosser: HELP- 😭
Normal guy: Who are you?
Nosser: IT'S ZXOU NOT YOU!!!

Nosser by draziLaDwolleY October 27, 2025

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020

brown-noser 

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

brown-noser by Anonymous May 18, 2003

noshery 

A wanker foodie's way to describe a restaurant of Repute.
A place to eat in essence, the word noshery only being used mainly by hipster, left-leaning food critics or casually-dressed-on-a-monday advertising execs who have trouble saying the word 'restaurant'

After we've finished bleaching our a-holes for global warming, there's an epic little Noshery in Camperdown we should go to!

noshery by Jbone16 June 15, 2016

Notser 

To run into an island with a ship.

Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...

Notser by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019