nosepon

Rolled up napkin stuffed up the nose to stop bleeding.

I had a major nosebleed and didn't have a tampon, so I grabbed a napkin and made a nosepon.

by Pudster December 4, 2007

Nosepon

Rolled-up toilet paper, napkin etc inserted into the nostril to stop bleeding or help with a runny nose or allergies.

My allergies are bad so I had to put in some nosepons.

by DBDave May 26, 2011

Nosepon

Fabricated from the word “Tampon” with the same water based soaking brilliance as a tampon, but meant for one or both nostrils to soak up discharge which has become problematic. Such as blood, snot, or a runny nose that wont turn off due to genetic defect, injury, disease, drug addiction or use, or infection of the sinus cavity. Prolonged use is generally blamed on allergies but could be a wide variety of causes which could require reconstruction surgery of the entire sinus cavity, or a small part of the sinus cavity. An allergist is not a surgeon. Seek medical advice. Nosepons are very noticeable & restrict breathing filtered air into the lungs, but they do make a non productive person productive for a temporary fix. Prolonged use is not normal & not proof it is allergies or any other reason. Water discharge can turn to blood discharge & requires medical advice.

I could focus better on counting all that money if my nose was plugged with Nosepons or should i continue dripping blood on these 100 dollar bills?

by Seemefeelme February 15, 2023

stab your brain with your nosebone

Ok ok so its not a word no biggie. If you listen to any hip hop at all you have probably heard this line upwards of 20 times. It comes from the Mobb Deep song "Shook Ones". this line is probably more popular than any other line in hip hop.

"Rock you in ya face stab your brain witch yer nosebone
You all alone in these streets cousin
Every man for dey self in dis lan' we be gunin'
an keep dem shook crew runin...."
-Mobb Deep "Shook Ones"

by Jarrod April 5, 2005

Nosponse

Verb, Noun

When a person completely ignores someone and doesn't respond. Usually referring to facebook chat or texts.

Person 1: Fucking braylee keeps trying to talk to me on fb

Person 2: What'd you say back?

Person 1: Nothing, I nosponsed her.

by Jcro September 26, 2009

nosebone

The fictional bone in the nose; word used when referring to when the nose touches the brain, usually from blunt force trauma to the face.

Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nosebone. - "Q.U. Hectic," by Mobb Deep (The Infamous, 1995)

by J. Martin December 1, 2003

noseboner

When someone's nose is so huge it looks like a boner.
You swear there nose is getting bigger every minute.

"HOLY SHIT, that fat ass chick is gettin a noseboner!!!!"
"Oh my gahwd your right!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Dude, at the beginning of class her nose was like normal, but I swear it grew half a foot since then"
"SHES GOT A NOSEBONER!"
"OH NO THE NOSEBONERS HAVE INVADED US"
"Bro, just chill, to the next episode."
"Oh, ok, i'm good now"

by Estretoseten May 31, 2015