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Nosepon
Fabricated from the word “Tampon” with the same water based soaking brilliance as a tampon, but meant for one or both nostrils to soak up discharge which has become problematic. Such as blood, snot, or a runny nose that wont turn off due to genetic defect, injury, disease, drug addiction or use, or infection of the sinus cavity. Prolonged use is generally blamed on allergies but could be a wide variety of causes which could require reconstruction surgery of the entire sinus cavity, or a small part of the sinus cavity. An allergist is not a surgeon. Seek medical advice. Nosepons are very noticeable & restrict breathing filtered air into the lungs, but they do make a non productive person productive for a temporary fix. Prolonged use is not normal & not proof it is allergies or any other reason. Water discharge can turn to blood discharge & requires medical advice.
I could focus better on counting all that money if my nose was plugged with Nosepons or should i continue dripping blood on these 100 dollar bills?
Nosepon by Seemefeelme February 15, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026