nosepons 

tampons for the nose

Con sarn it, I'm snotty! And I've got no nosepons, alas!

nosepons by con sarn January 11, 2004

Nosponse 

Verb, Noun

When a person completely ignores someone and doesn't respond. Usually referring to facebook chat or texts.

Person 1: Fucking braylee keeps trying to talk to me on fb

Person 2: What'd you say back?

Person 1: Nothing, I nosponsed her.

Nosponse by Jcro September 26, 2009

nosepon 

Rolled up napkin stuffed up the nose to stop bleeding.

I had a major nosebleed and didn't have a tampon, so I grabbed a napkin and made a nosepon.

nosepon by Pudster December 4, 2007

Nosepon 

Rolled-up toilet paper, napkin etc inserted into the nostril to stop bleeding or help with a runny nose or allergies.

My allergies are bad so I had to put in some nosepons.

Nosepon by DBDave May 26, 2011

Nosepon 

Fabricated from the word “Tampon” with the same water based soaking brilliance as a tampon, but meant for one or both nostrils to soak up discharge which has become problematic. Such as blood, snot, or a runny nose that wont turn off due to genetic defect, injury, disease, drug addiction or use, or infection of the sinus cavity. Prolonged use is generally blamed on allergies but could be a wide variety of causes which could require reconstruction surgery of the entire sinus cavity, or a small part of the sinus cavity. An allergist is not a surgeon. Seek medical advice. Nosepons are very noticeable & restrict breathing filtered air into the lungs, but they do make a non productive person productive for a temporary fix. Prolonged use is not normal & not proof it is allergies or any other reason. Water discharge can turn to blood discharge & requires medical advice.

I could focus better on counting all that money if my nose was plugged with Nosepons or should i continue dripping blood on these 100 dollar bills?

Nosepon by Seemefeelme February 15, 2023