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Norwellian

A rich male or female with abundance of money, born and raised in Norwell, MA. Often times the parents will work as employees of the town or have a very executive and high-paying position either nearby in Norwell or at the top of the Prudential center in Boston, MA. Often daily routines include calling up acquaintences for Chardonnay, or cruising to their second home in the outskirts of the Vineyard with daddy's credit card and 2006 Porche Carrera GT.

Norwellians MUST be born and raised in Norwell or a town similar to Norwell, i.e. Duxbury, Marblehead or Newton.
Wow. That loser that came out of Abercrombie and Fitch is so Norwellian. He/She spent at least $1,000 there.
by The Maginificent Ryan January 28, 2006
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Norwegian breakfast

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021
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Orwellian

This is Great Britain summed up in a single word, currently competing with the likes of North Korea. In Britain there are increasingly pathetic authoritarian laws being introduced to rid the country of expressive freedom.

Freedom of speech, not that complete freedom of speech ever existed here, is now almost completely gone.

You'll be afraid to speak up about the current invasion of foreigners, you'll be afraid to say certain words, you'll be under surveillance, you'll be under control, you'll be fearful of arrest.
Edward from the UK: I was getting verbally abused and threatened online today. I hit them with a torrent of offensive words in return, and like a week later, the police turned up at my house and arrested me for hurting somebody's feelings with word bullets!

Edward's friend, Rob from the USA: Man.. You can get arrested for such petty shit today, whatever happened to sticks and stones? Also, why were you arrested and treated like a criminal when the others started it and got away with it? They even threatened you and got away with that too? That's bullshit beyond logic.

Edward from the UK: People have been arrested for far less mate. It's a law called Malicious Communications. Everything in the UK is ass-backwards. That's why Boris Johnson was allowed to party it up with his mates during lockdown with police on guard. Then a pensioner was sentenced for selling mince pies during the pandemic. Britain is truly broken beyond belief. A disgustingly oppressive country, it's do as I say, not as I do.

Edward's friend, Rob from the USA: Holy shit dude, that's Orwellian alright! If I lived there I'd be out like a bullet!
by Fight 4 Freedom January 27, 2023
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The Norwegian national hero of all time

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
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Norwegian Exchange Student

Defined as a type of foreign exchange students that are extremely attractive, male or female; and their trademark is blonde hair with blue eyes. They come with rocking bodies, and it is said that pure viking blood run through their veins. They appear around high schools spread across the US, and they can be seen surrounded by curious Americans that act as if Norway (frequently called Norwegia) is a magical fantasy kingdom, due to their lack of skills in geopgraphy. The Norwegian exchange students are also frequently asked if they speak norwegish/norwayan/norwayish/or german, and they are often surrounded by less intelligent Americans who believe that the Norwegian exchange students ride their polar bears and/or reindeers to school and live off of hunting wild animals and sleeping in wooden huts.
Jack: dude holy s*** wtf what was that, what just passed us?!? it was f***** beautiful,could it be a f***** unicorn, man?!!

Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students
by Pete wentzen April 4, 2011
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Norwegian Rudder

A form of mutual masturbation similar to the Dutch Rudder. Each partner folds his leg over the top of the other's leg and begins to shake it, sending vibrations up the partner's thigh, and eventually to the tip of their penis.
Hey you want me to suck you off? Nah, John just Norwegian ruddered me.
by marceaux.com December 7, 2010
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Norwegian Swirl

It is a game (or art form) invented at Brock University, DeCew Residence. It involves 3 individuals, a pusher, a sitter and a rider. The pusher is none specified , the sitter must be male, and the rider must be female. The sitter sits in an office chair, while the pusher spins the office chair in a counter-clockwise direction. The sitter must be wearing a Batman mask. The rider climbs to the highest point in the room. The rider leaps, in a spread eagle position, at the sitters pelvis. This game is played in the nude. If coitus is achieved, it is known as going to the bat cave.
Liam has obtained many V-Cards from doing the Norwegian Swirl.
by The one and only Badger September 19, 2013
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