Nortjam 

A sick beat in Texas Holdem' poker.

Ace high flush on river,

Mann you just pulled a Nortjam.

Pair of Fives against Pair of Aces,

3 of a kind fives on river.

Mann you just pulled a Nortjam.

Nortjam by BarryHolden May 27, 2008

the Northampton clown 

A mysterious clown that has been giving residents in Princess Diana's home county of Northamptonshire the heebie-jeebies. Showing up at random places at random times in complete scary clown outfit, it is a mystery who, why, or where this clown comes from.

Is it the ghost of ClownDotPy?

I once saw the Northampton clown, that is what drove me to drinking!

the Northampton clown by clownsec December 6, 2013

Northampton Area Middle School 

Northampton Area Middle School (NAMS) where all your friendships will end and you're most likely going to get bullied. Where the teachers are cunts just like the girls there who think they are so damn perfect. NAMS doesn't care about your health, you could get shot and they would say "Here, use a band aid"

If you don't behave, I'll be sending you to Northampton Area Middle School!

Northampton Area Middle School by BossB!tch February 1, 2016

Northam Fallacy 

Claiming that a law doesn't impede on constitutional rights because it only bans some of what certain amendments protect, not all.

"Our law only bans certain firearms, not all, so it doesn't break the Second Amendment."
"That's a Northam fallacy, now take off that black makeup, you look like Thomas D. Rice."

Northam Fallacy by Kipplar December 13, 2019

The Northampton Nasty 

The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.

First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.

The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.

Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!

Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.

Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!

I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.

Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.

Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.

Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!

The Northampton Nasty by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019

Northam 

to be at the top of your game.

Man, that guy was so northam tonight at the basketball game!

Northam by Joni bebe July 6, 2008

Northamptonshire brioche

A lardy cake.

I went to Oliver Adams the bakers and bought a Northamptonshire brioche.

Northamptonshire brioche by Elbie October 18, 2012