Noouche

A mix of douche and n00b. If someone is a noouche then they are the epitome of fail. only to be used in extreme cases.

Guy #1. Shotgun front!!!

Guy #2. What's shotgun?

Guy #1. .................. You are such a noouche. You can walk.

by Mitch359 June 4, 2010

nouche

a scientific definition using the douche as its stem, but using an N to replace the D to give more of an effect on how you say it (nnnnnnnouche or nnnnnnnouches). It means a fat sweaty asain.

When someone makes fun of you or and/or calls you a name, respond back by saying "NNouche"

by Marcus Jensen October 27, 2006

Nouchebag

Nouchebag is used to describe someone who is a knob head and douche bag.

Kelly: Omg that guy totally didn't text me back
Aimee: His such a nouchebag!

by Atunday2.0 January 15, 2016

nouchee

A nice and easy person to talk to. They are always there to talk to you if you're in a bad mood. They give good advice and support you. They are funny, nice, smart, good looking, helpful, and easy to talk to. They are caring and have a nice personality.

"Nouchee is a very nice person"

by TheNiceGuy321 August 27, 2019

nouche

The Word means a fat sweaty asain and is a form of the word Douch

If someone makes fun of you then say back "NOUCHE!!"

by Marcus Jensen October 28, 2006

nooche

Noun-
1. A combination of a nook and niche

"Some say 'niche' or 'nook,' I call it a 'nooche.'"

by DF- June 15, 2007

Nouchebag

A term coined by mixed martial arts promoter Jeff Osborne to describe inexperienced, Johnny-come-lately fans who jump on the MMA bandwagon and immediately act like experts on training, fighting and promoting.

"This guy has never fought, never trained, never promoted, and only started watching MMA a couple of years ago, but he thinks he knows more about the sport than guys who've been in it forever -- what a fucking nouchebag!"

by Mauler MMA August 8, 2013