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whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose
noose song
whats the greatest kind of knot that u can tie with ease its useful and its happy and it suits ur every need well im about to tell u but first i have to note that u never should ever consider putting a rope around ur throat so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope u make a loop and the snek goes down but changes its mind and turns around and climbs back up to the top again this is where the fun begins u take the snek and spiral down and at the bottom what has he found the snek goes into the rabbits hole then u give the top a pull never consider self abuse this is how to tie a noose theres a hundred uses for the hangmans knot that have nothing to do with kys never forget u can make a stylish belt to hold up ur pants u could tie them to ur wrists and do a hangmans dance u could tie ur shoes or u could make bananas fly u could stir a mixture hang a picture anything u try so lets learn how to tie a noose its practical for every use all u need is a piece of rope and to never give up hope never consider self abuse this is how u tie a noose
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Family Friendly Noose Song 

The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.
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The Noose Song 

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!

The Noose Song 

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
The Noose Song by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026