Noodly driveby is when your girlfriend lays with her head hanging over the bed. Meanwhile the man gets a running start and runs past the girl and smacks her in the face with his wiener leaving a red mark on her cheek.
"Last night, I let my boyfriend give me a noodly driveby. He did it too hard and now I have to go to the dentist."
by BeanSweetSauce December 2, 2013