noobist

a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.

Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

noobist

its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!

Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"

by armaragex October 25, 2006

Noobist

A person who uses noob tactics such as knifing, noob tubes, and riot shields on games such as Call of Duty. They are not just noobs in one game, but they employ it as their lifestyle. They worship noobism and piss of the general COD public.

Oh fuck!! I just got killed by a noobist using C4 and a riot shield.

by gdenk13 July 24, 2010

noobist

Someone who defends the noobs and newbies' cause.

Average player : "GO KILL YOURSELF NOOB!!"
Noobist : "Fuck you ! He's a beginner ! Don't tease him for being a noob !"

by Sovietkitty April 30, 2014

noobist

a person that no one likes and is a little slow on things .

they tend to be "new" at a lot of things (if you catch my drift)

people tend to like to make fun of these people .

"Wow, look at Cameron ! hes such a noobist !"

by oliviacakess22 November 12, 2007

noobist colony

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

by toxic540 September 5, 2005

Noobstomp

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.

Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.

by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018