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a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.
Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."
noobist by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005
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its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!
Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"
noobist by armaragex October 25, 2006
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A person who uses noob tactics such as knifing, noob tubes, and riot shields on games such as Call of Duty. They are not just noobs in one game, but they employ it as their lifestyle. They worship noobism and piss of the general COD public.
Oh fuck!! I just got killed by a noobist using C4 and a riot shield.
Noobist by gdenk13 July 24, 2010
Someone who defends the noobs and newbies' cause.
Average player : "GO KILL YOURSELF NOOB!!"
Noobist : "Fuck you ! He's a beginner ! Don't tease him for being a noob !"
noobist by Sovietkitty April 30, 2014
a person that no one likes and is a little slow on things .

they tend to be "new" at a lot of things (if you catch my drift)

people tend to like to make fun of these people .
"Wow, look at Cameron ! hes such a noobist !"
noobist by oliviacakess22 November 12, 2007

noobist colony 

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005

Noobstomp 

To employ strategies that will mercilessly and utterly destroy a noob, meaning someone who is inexperienced in a particular activity. Sometimes involves exploiting and spamming mechanics that many new players will not be familiar with, but often times results merely from a gap in skill level.
Couldn’t wait to get on Black Ops after Christmas and noobstomp all the little kids who just got it.
Did you see Tim and Josh play yugioh? Tim used a dark magician deck to noobstomp.
I’m not scared of war with North Korea, America could noobstomp them.
Noobstomp by rutgersopstrats69 December 2, 2018
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