a condescending term that noobs who were called noobs by other noobs (nooblet) would call a noob of even lower rank (Noob > Nooblet > Nooblette). A variation of the word "nooblette" is "noobletta" which is used to make a noob feel even more like a bitch.

"Your blessed hammer only took 10 points of my life you fucking nooblette."

nooblette by Nick November 9, 2004

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noobeatter

Cock = HUGE

i wish i had a noobeatter

noobeatter by chillpill9623 November 24, 2011

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nooblette

Same as noob, but for a female. Also a term of endearment for a sole female gamer, who's known to be attractive.

Dan: Quit being such a nooblette.
Janie: You know you like it.

nooblette by Mack547885 August 4, 2008

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Nobette

The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.

Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.

Nobette by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008

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nooblette

A word used for an absolute idiot on an online game etc.
A noob is sumbody who is not good at a game as they only just started
A nooblette is sum1 who has been playing a long time but is still absolutely crap at it!

OMG i cant believe youve been playing this game for a year and your only level 3 you nooblette!!!

nooblette by George Ferguson October 27, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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