Noobaru 

A Fucking Noob that drives a fucking subaru, thinks its a fucking ferrari, and won't shut the fuck up about it.

Brad the noob won't shut the fuck up about his fucking Noobaru

Noobaru by V KGB March 21, 2009

noobarrhea 

A medical condition which can only infect a noob. It is kind of like gonorrhea and diarrhea, only it happens to noobs when they are pwned.

I pwned noobs so badly last night that they contracted noobarrhea

noobarrhea by banjofred101 February 7, 2006

nooBru 

An individual who haunts everything that is competitive and claims to be the best ever to play, almost godly. There are two legends as to where he got his name, one is that it is an anagram of his actual name, other rumours derive from the fact that every single individual he plays with is christened a 'n00b' by him, friend or foe. Although rare to commit a mistake, in the rare circumstances that he does he relies on the company of an individual named Top Twat to place the blame upon. Proof of his existance is yet to be found (although it has been reported that he once called bog foot a n00b).

Normal person: Good game lads...
nooBru: no, it wasn't... you played shit!
Normal person: I was just sayin.
nooBru: you succcck! n00b!
Normal person: I was on your team!
nooBru: you still suck! and so do you, you obtuse bastard!! (Top Twats)

nooBru by Sweaty Goth March 17, 2005

noobaroni 

A stupid noob, like one that tries to charge into your base with the sniper rifle.

That noobaroni was so funny! He charged into the base with a sniper and a rocket launcher!

noobaroni by Cogitator October 4, 2008

noobarangatang

A variantion on n00b.

I totally kicked your ass at that game, you're a total noobarangatang!

noobarangatang by AshlerZ November 1, 2006

noobar 

a mix between a noob and a fubar

what a noobar he tried to light the lake on fire

noobar by hajma hajma August 16, 2006

Noobarbity 

When you rage so badly but your grandparents are downstairs so your not allowed to swear or shout

You Son Of A Noobarbity // You Fu... I mean Noobarbity // Why did the chicken cross the road ? To Kill AJ (search AJ on the urban dictionary)

Noobarbity by Jeff Blonde November 11, 2015