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An individual who haunts everything that is competitive and claims to be the best ever to play, almost godly. There are two legends as to where he got his name, one is that it is an anagram of his actual name, other rumours derive from the fact that every single individual he plays with is christened a 'n00b' by him, friend or foe. Although rare to commit a mistake, in the rare circumstances that he does he relies on the company of an individual named Top Twat to place the blame upon. Proof of his existance is yet to be found (although it has been reported that he once called bog foot a n00b).
Normal person: Good game lads...
nooBru: no, it wasn't... you played shit!
Normal person: I was just sayin.
nooBru: you succcck! n00b!
Normal person: I was on your team!
nooBru: you still suck! and so do you, you obtuse bastard!! (Top Twats)
nooBru by Sweaty Goth March 17, 2005
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noobrometor 

a noob amongst noobs, a person, not new, but still sucky.

yet another variation of the infamous insult: noob.

noobrometors are known for failure, and complete idiocy, sometimes knowing when they are committing such acts of noobromitting
noob: cen ie hez gald plz??!11

Shagohad89: no noobrometor, you've been playing longer than me, and your a lower level.

Elephantaro: FALUR
noobrometor by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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noorulain 

She’s a cute, kind, sweet and caring girl. She’s honest and trustworthy. You would never wanna lose her. She’ll listen to your advice and never get bored from you. She’s funny and can be serious sometimes. She gives amazing advice that is so helpful.
Noorulain is so sweet I’m never gonna lose her!

Yeah you should never lose her you’re lucky to have her.

noboru yamaguchi

Noboru Yamaguchi was a Japanese light novel and game scenario author from Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. He was well known for being the author of The Familiar of Zero light novels and visual novels by Frontwing.

Born: February 11, 1972

Died: April 4, 2013
noboru yamaguchi by holydrugs April 26, 2022

noobtubery

The act of using a mounted grenade launcher non-stop
Da fuck is up with this noobtubery
noobtubery by Mr.Badgeman December 17, 2009

Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game
Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022

Noobraham Lincoln 

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.