Nonversations 

To Nonversate
When two or people talk about pointless things and never anything important or "deep".

1) When a group of people talk thoroughly about surreal scenarios that wouldn't ever happen, but the way they talk make it seem plausible and important, like Zombie Survival Plans and What To Do When The Dinosaurs Come Back

2) Jack: So, yes, as we walk up this hill why don't I tell about the different types of clouds?
Jill: Oh you and your Nonversations!

Nonversations by Chibi88 April 12, 2011

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

conversationship 

Portmanteau of conversation and relationship. Can signify either a relationship that lasts only the length of a conversation or a conversation of such intensity that it takes on the dimensions of an entire relationship.

Mr. X: I met someone last night.
Mr. Y: Really? Did you get laid?!
Mr. X: No, we were just talking intensely for hours.
Mr. Y: Are you gonna see her again?
Mr. X: Naw, I think it was just a good conversationship.

conversationship by botschaftler November 5, 2012

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

Nonversation 

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.

A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."

Nonversation by Dalek December 29, 2008

Conversationship 

A temporary relationship between two people that lasts as long as you are conversating.

Person 1: Whats up?
Person 2: Nothing. Just chillin.
Person 1: Cool, sounds like fun...
Person 2: Yep, well Im gonna get going. TTYL.
Person 1: Alright, well this was a fun conversationship... later.

Conversationship by MarkusMcNugen February 17, 2012

nonversation 

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."

nonversation by airplayne December 25, 2010