A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

Nooky Number by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 3, 2009

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nooky g

1. to be at the height of pimpness
2. another term for praise of some sort of achievement

he did a nooky g, he just boned that over buff girl!

nooky g by nooky October 21, 2005

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Nooky

A nooky: 1.a noob at all games especially among us and animal crossing. 2. an idiot in your class that says you have no friends when you have a lot of friends. 3. trump

1. guy 1: You are definatley a nooky at among us guy 2: ======(:::::::::::::::) W h A t??? 2. Kid who getting bullied by idiotic classmate: You are a nooky idiotic classmate: im really getting ****ed up...

Nooky by THE.PIKACHU.NOT January 16, 2021

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nooky

Kissing and touching.

I went to the bar and found a cute guy/girl to have some great nooky with.

nooky by Beth March 8, 2005

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