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Noun. A person or group that consistently show themselves to be stupid, crass, ignorant, or clueless about facts, situations and emotional judgements. Any member of said group.
The Nonetoo who decided that he would drive on the airport tarmac - for fun - was the only person surprised to be arrested for his act.
Nonetoo by Kingofcorn December 29, 2020

nonetooshabby 

1) Pretty Good - phrase coined by the legend Ali G... ait?!

2) Fringe urban humerous dot com website, home to many n2s cult members. Website contains, link to amusing stuff, jokes, shout box and is a nice red colour
1) Me julie is nonetooshabby.... aiiit!?

2) i visited nonetooshabby dot com and enjoyed myself!
nonetooshabby by PUBS November 19, 2004

none too clever 

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.
"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"
none too clever by Projekkt December 29, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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