Nonetoo

Noun. A person or group that consistently show themselves to be stupid, crass, ignorant, or clueless about facts, situations and emotional judgements. Any member of said group.

The Nonetoo who decided that he would drive on the airport tarmac - for fun - was the only person surprised to be arrested for his act.

Nonetoo by Kingofcorn December 29, 2020

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Nonetoo

Noun. A person or group that consistently show themselves to be stupid, crass, ignorant, or clueless about facts, situations and emotional judgements. Any member of said group.

The Nonetoo who decided that he would drive on the airport tarmac - for fun - was the only person surprised to be arrested for his act.

Nonetoo by Kingofcorn December 29, 2020

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Nonetoo • nonetooshabby • none too clever

nonetooshabby

1) Pretty Good - phrase coined by the legend Ali G... ait?!

2) Fringe urban humerous dot com website, home to many n2s cult members. Website contains, link to amusing stuff, jokes, shout box and is a nice red colour

1) Me julie is nonetooshabby.... aiiit!?

2) i visited nonetooshabby dot com and enjoyed myself!

nonetooshabby by PUBS November 19, 2004

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none too clever

someone, or a situation, that is either not very good or really fucking insanely stupid.

Synonymous with not cool.

"Did you see what results Tony got in his exam? They were none too clever, mate."

"You know the concept of paedophilia? That entire thing is none too clever"

none too clever by Projekkt December 29, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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