nompty

legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal

hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal

by the nomptinator May 20, 2019

nompty

Nompty: You are slightly retarded but not completely retarded, it sounds best with a Irish Accent. Could also mean your have a small penis

Pronounced: nom-teh
"Your a fuck'n nompty"
"You've got a small nompty"
"Oh, you stupid nompty"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

Numpty

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

by cargo_4 May 20, 2004

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

by Matestreymy May 17, 2019

numpty muffin

numpty muffins are idots who hate the French

Bob is such a numpty muffin

by numpty muffin September 11, 2019