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Numpty Crew
A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
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nompty
legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal
hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal
nompty by the nomptinator May 20, 2019
Numpty
Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
numpty muffin
A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.
numpty muffin by Matestreymy May 17, 2019
numpty muffin
numpty muffin by numpty muffin September 11, 2019
numpty
A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).
Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!
numpty by punchlinestapler September 22, 2010
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