Nomper 

Nomper is the more feminine version of a simp

"hey Alice, im in love with this girl from school"
"oh Emily, you nomper! i support you though-"

Nomper by @sqarkl3 on insta <3 November 19, 2020

NoperDoodles 

A way of saying no

Guy#1-Do you watch basketball

Guy#2-NoperDoodles

NoperDoodles by OG3 April 14, 2017

Numper 

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper 

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019

nomer 

Nomer is a shortened version of the derogatory slang term no namer, often used by persons of reputation within a community to describe those who are lesser known. It can also be used to describe a newbie. It was first used in close-knit, online gaming communities by players who had achieved a revered status, due to their skill or achievements, to describe fellow gamers who were comparitively unknown or lacking in skill.

"Who does this nomer think he is?" or "We're totally gonna own these nomers."

nomer by Extreme Content December 31, 2007

nopers 

an awesome way to say no

Did you go to the movie premiere?
Noperz noperz nopers

nopers by yepperzman April 11, 2009

nonperzon 

someone who thinks Hawaii isn't a part of the United States.

Did you know that cowboys were living and working in Hawai‘i before there were cowboys in the U.S.? Did you know that Hawai`i had high speed internet before any of the states did? Did you know Hawai`ians were living in modern cities while some Americans were still living in grass shacks?

nonperzon by binkbink February 10, 2004