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Nokia Syndrome 

The noise made by an individual who does not know the answer to a question. The noise sounds similar to the vibration of a mobile phone when on Vibration Mode. There may be variations of tone in relation to situation.
Teacher: So what do you think about... (Asking the Student a difficult question).
Student: Mmmmmmmmmmm.... (Insert vibrating sound - Nokia Syndrome)
Nokia Syndrome by Adam & Scott March 26, 2008
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Nokia Sexting 

Like the peach and aubergine (eggplant) emoji, but for old nokia phones, with no emojis. Made up of letters, numbers and symbols.
Sarah: Hey ;)
Ed: 8==D (|)

*Later on*
Sarah: Ed wanted to hook up with me, but Im not going to; he has a nokia phone. Ew
Jill: How do you know? Was he Nokia Sexting?
Nokia Sexting by filipinocupid.com December 3, 2016

Nokia Syndrom 

People that are immortal, or extremely old.

Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.
Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?
Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011
Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"
Whoa, check out those Nokias
Nokias by Simon April 23, 2003

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