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notgettinganyitis

When a person is removed from sexual activity for a prolonged period of time, generally involuntarily. Notgettinganyitis is a disease that affects millions of Americans annualy and is believed to be closely linked to obesity. Symptoms of this chronic disease are desperation, lower standards, and overall grumpiness.

Although the disease can affect anyone, it is most common among young males aged 16-25 and married men. It is a very serious disease that can be cured but is usually only temporarily treated.
When a young male goes months without getting any action, he will become desperate and consumed by the thought of getting some, which often makes it more difficult to achieve. This male would be suffering from notgettinganyitis.
notgettinganyitis by Dr. N/A December 14, 2008

r/noahgettheboat 

r/noahgettheboat is so weird
r/noahgettheboat by Yett fett April 23, 2020

chicken noogett 

its a chicken {nugget}
P1: Chicken noogett is tasty yum yum
P2: yes like you
chicken noogett by Chicken noogett October 26, 2020

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026