A type of constipation, the medical condition which results when Nogtard gorges himself on Sargent's apple pies and Hill biscuits. The obese Nogster loves all shitty biscuits and pies and has been known to feast on them for 6 hours at a stretch. The nogstipation can last up to a week. When it comes to an end and the fat retard eventually manages a dump the result can be explosive, not even the toughest porcelain being able to contain a mighty nogdump. Nogtard's legendary dumping exploits result in him getting through an average of 12 bogs per year. Roughly once a month the broken bogs are left in his front garden ready for removal to the nearest Maltby lorry.
Quick, phone the fire brigade, Nogtard's house has just blown up.
Don't panic, its probably Nogtard having a dump. He's had Nogstipation for the last week.
Don't panic, its probably Nogtard having a dump. He's had Nogstipation for the last week.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 5, 2009
Get the Nogstipation mug.Amanda: "Can I borrow your cute heels to go clubbing tonight?"
Kelly: "Nope."
Amanda: "C'mon!"
Kelly: "No way! Your foot funk is contagious... I can't be having your gnarly corn-infested toes all up in my shoes."
Amanda: "Well, I guess this NoGotiation's over"...
Kelly: "Nope."
Amanda: "C'mon!"
Kelly: "No way! Your foot funk is contagious... I can't be having your gnarly corn-infested toes all up in my shoes."
Amanda: "Well, I guess this NoGotiation's over"...
by havwingswillfly March 29, 2010
Get the NoGotiation mug.Related Words
a negotiation where the person who wants something has no chance of getting anything from the person who might give them something (or in this case nothing)
pronounced no-go-tiation
pronounced no-go-tiation
1:I was talking to Andre and I wanted his Bob Marley CD and then he wouldn't give it to me after I offered him my entire CD collection.
2:What a nogotiation
2:What a nogotiation
by b to the rizzle April 30, 2007
Get the nogotiation mug.When your thoughts just wont come out!
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.
by Cogstipation October 21, 2013
Get the cogstipation mug.