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Nexistensialism 

Nexistentialism is a term applied to the work of two 21th-century urban non-philosophers from San Diego

CA. who, despite profound doctrinal differences, generally held that the focus of philosophical thought

should be to deal with the conditions of a continuos existence, the existence NEXT to the existence of the
individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts.
The individual is solely responsible for giving his or her own life meaning and for living that life
passionately and sincerely, in spite of many existential obstacles and distractions implied in the continuos
existence, which is the "Next Existence", including despair angst, absurdity, alienation and boredom.

How one achieves and what constitutes a fulfilling life, what obstacles must be overcome, and what

external and internal factors are involved, including the potential consequences of the existence or

non-existence of the "Next Existence".

Nexistentialism will become fashionable in the next years as a way to reassert the importance of

human individuality and freedom.
He is a Nexter, always planning for the next, he is in the Nexistensialism trend.
Nexistensialism by Luca Ferrat September 4, 2010

Nonexistent 

Anything on the Urban Dictionary that doesn't have a sex-based reference.
Person 1: Man, it's impossible to find something without a sex joke related to it's name on the Urban Dictionary, it's nonexistent!
Nonexistent by ieatcereal November 22, 2021

Absolute Nonexistence 

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.
The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.

Nonexistent 

Your brain, talent, and love life. Need I say more?
Did you seriously just look up "nonexistent" on Urban Dictionary? You fucking retard.
Nonexistent by Yopmail User August 16, 2022

nonexistent 

Nonexistant: /Non•ee•ggsi•stant/
a term used to describe a Chinese government that allows its citizens to live independently.
in a nonexistent world, China wouldn't be having the problems it is now.
nonexistent by sporous October 10, 2020

Nonexistent 

An absense of existence, a thing that has no existence
My love life is completely nonexistent.
Nonexistent by KnJC25 April 1, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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