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Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing
Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!
Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013
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Person 1: What happened to him
Person 2: He seen the footage and he decided to stay noided
Noided by Dr.Yarra May 27, 2021
Slang term pronounced noy-ted, Most commonly used in the Pittsburgh city area. Meaning, you are very nervous or afraid. Derived from the more common word “Paranoid”.
“You wouldnt believe it bro, 3 cops rolled up on me while I was gettin skeed this morning, they had me dumb noided”
Noided by Finesssin March 31, 2019
Used by the experimental band, Death grips and is a popular word used by their fans.
“I’m noided af right now man”, “he’s noided”

“ I stay noided ive seen footage”
Noided by Emcee Ride April 11, 2019
Leaving your social networking accounts (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc.) logged in and having someone make unauthorized posts under your name.
Ben got norded and now everyone thinks that he likes Twilight.
Norded by ***** Nord February 5, 2010
Commonly used on Twitch Chat when reacting to fire music that makes your head nod like when Kanye West was listening to music on the plane.
NODDERS!
NODDERS by peterzee123 March 30, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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