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Nobel Piece Prize 

Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.
Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.
Nobel Piece Prize by QuacksO March 19, 2021

Nobel Piece of Shit Prize 

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!

Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Nobel Pieces Prize by m_piet July 23, 2013
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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