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A condition in which the inflicted, typically female but whatever floats your boat, leaves bony impressions wherever they sit and may resemble a plank of wood if viewed from behind. Typically treated with Pushedallupin.
Whoa, that poor, sweet woman should see a physician about such sever Noassatol. Harold, offer her some of your Pushedallupin and see if that helps.
Noassatol by RonnyLav October 14, 2018
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Noasatol 

means a girl has no-ass-at-all. Short slick way to say it. Should be said as if she has a disease.
Naw, you don't want to mess with that. She has that Noasatol.
Noasatol by Tone P January 25, 2008

noassatall

To have no ass at all
damn that girl has noassatall
pronounced na-sa-tall
noassatall by reggie August 13, 2003

noassatall disease

A condition in which you have "No Ass At All".
noassatall disease by BingeTrigger September 3, 2016

nassatall 

A female having poorly shaped, often flat buttocks, sometimes referred to as a "pancake ass".
Damn yo, that b got a bad case of nassatall!
nassatall by Pax Dogg April 16, 2003
The condition of having no ass at all
She has a bad case of nassitol.
nassitol by Kertweeze January 21, 2008

noassitol 

A person, usually female, who lacks the appropriate amount of musculature in the gluteus maximus, i.e. (s)he has nor booty. Bastardization of "no ass at all". Although this word sounds like a medication for an ailment (perhaps this very one), it is used to describe the condition. Antonym: junk in the trunk or simply " J in the T"
"Damn! That skinny chick has a bad case of noassitol."
noassitol by madsci September 27, 2004
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