A person who pretends to be gay to seem open minded and progressive. Being a noahm also helps fish for chicks.
"Yo look at that guy surrounded by girls, he says he likes dick but has never gone out with a guy what's that all about?"
"Oh, he's just noahm-ing dude, no biggie."
by Itsaplane September 7, 2017
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