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Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan
Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!
NoCost by Evan October 22, 2004
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No cost too great 

'No cost too great' is an iconic and recurring line said by the Pale King from the game Hollow Knight. It is often humorously used in situations where a person does something that is too much work, just to reach their goal, e.g. sacrificing thousands of your children just to chain and lock one for years to contain a moth God.
Person 1: "YOUR HIGHNESS, ISN'T THIS A BIT TOO MUCH?"

Person 2: "No cost too great."

Person 1: "SIRE, YOUR CHILD IS BURNING!"
no but almost

a combination of 'no' and 'almost'
"Are you done yet?" "Nomost."
nomost by flyingpotatofarm April 4, 2022
A Network Support Engineer working within a NOC (Network Operations Center).
Nocsters focus on layer 1/2 outages whereas NOC Engineers focus on layer 3 outages.
Nocster by DreamerBrian~ February 9, 2013
Being cool with a metrosexual tone, almost ambiguous to being straight or gay, and resembling features of Trisomy 21 Chromosome abnormality (Down's syndrome) such as weak phitrum, sentinel line; also characterized by asking stupid questions repeatedly such as "where is the arcade, where is the arcade?"
He's hitting the night with all his might, but someone should tell him that he is being a nockster.
nockster by izzy tru June 16, 2007
Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.
noost by Pat February 18, 2003
one step up from NASTY, in a good way.
that chick is so hot, im gonna pork her like a "noosty" little monkey if i can only slip this ruffie in her drink.
noosty by dingelbutt January 25, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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