No need for a 79

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A bookface page set up by realistic 4wd enthusiasts to discuss the shortcomings of the Toyota 79 series. Unfortunately the page has been flooded by narcissistic fools that own a 79 and try and mansplain why their poorly finished “truck” with all associated regalia including 5 poster bull bars, KW mudflaps, mismatched wheel tracks and the last decades grenade engine, is actually better than a Mahindra all while telling you’re poor because you’re smart enough to not buy one.

Hey bruh, screw those poor losers on No need for a 79I! I just sold my house to buy this sick rig. Check out my Insta handle, Showpony_muppet.79 for the game changing build!

No need for a 79 by Tellno_lies February 7, 2021

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No need for a 79

"No need for a 79" translates to "I can't afford a 79 Series Landcruiser".
There are so many butthurt 4wd owners that are so jealous that they can't afford to own the best 4wd on the Australian market.

$110k vehicle and can't adjust my mirrors from the drivers seat.....No need for a 79!

450,000klms on the clock and its still worth $50k!! No need for a 79!

No need for a 79 by Black as January 18, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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