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no-girlfriend hair 

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.
no-girlfriend hair by kurticus June 25, 2006

tfw no girlfriend

Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.
Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard
tfw no girlfriend by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018

No Sex Girlfriend 

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
No Sex Girlfriend by secretuser420 February 21, 2018

nongirlfriend-girlfriend 

A girl that a guy talks to a lot. The girl and guy must also have a common, good understanding of one another. Finally the pair must both be aware of this relationship status. However, nothing can actually be occurring romantically.
Guy 1: Why are you talking to her all the time?

Guy 2: Oh her? She's just my nongirlfriend-girlfriend.

Guy 1: So you're not going to hit that?

Guy 2: Nope.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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