No funny shit 

For one to be serious, used around New York, it would be like saying real talk. If some hits you with “no funny shit” there about to tell the truth.

Tykeis “, no funny shit, my ma died yesterday”.

Marcus”, deadass ?”.
Tykeis “ word 2 !”.

No funny shit by NYkid718🥵. June 7, 2019

No Funny shit, but... 

Referring to (usually between two males) something that would otherwise be considered homosexual, however giving the situation a pass by using the following statement before saying or doing that thing. Another way of saying “no homo”

Male 1: Say bro. No funny shit, but... I’ve been working out lately. How does my ass look?

Male 2: Damn homie, you got a dump truck

*slaps ass

Male 3: nah mane, that’s definitely funny shit. But your ass does look nice though.

Male 2: Lol, gayyy

Male 1: Damn I know, right.

Male 3: wow...

No Funny shit, but... by The Muffin Mayne 210 October 13, 2020

on no funny shit 

when you say some thing funny then you try to be serious when you confront or roast some one.

on no funny shit tho

on no funny shit by STE1234567890 May 1, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016