No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

by whamcity August 29, 2012

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The Dick and Nuts

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

by HousSalad April 25, 2020

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Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.

Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"

by Byutay August 01, 2018

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A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip

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person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

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Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005

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Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!

Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!

by Elysha January 20, 2003

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