no com 

no comment.

often used by ppl in friend zone. (not bad)

person 1. *something sweet*
person 2. "No com"

no com by dewazxcgfcvbgbhnhjmjhgvbjujmni May 28, 2017

no ma'am.com

natural derivitive of the oft-used expression "no ma'am", formed rather recently and widely used by gay men in the plains/Southwest US.

"That nasty old man was hitting on me, and I was like "No ma'am.com!"

no ma'am.com by agentorange April 19, 2004

no comp 

no comp- averge dahoodian language meaning, your bad

no comp kid ez son

no comp by unplugyo June 16, 2023

Hurt No Comfort 

A tag usually used in fanfiction to describe a fic in which a character is hurt (usually emotionally) and receives no comfort from any other outside sources. It can range from internal conflict (like having a mental breakdown alone in the bathroom) to experiencing something traumatic alone (like having a near death experience with no one there to see it), though the tag is not limited to these scenarios.

Serves as a contrast to Hurt/Comfort, and is often regarded as a subcategory to Angst.

“Hurt No Comfort is my favorite fanfiction tag.”
“You alright there bud?”

Hurt No Comfort by Slushytheplushy February 23, 2023

HR says 'no comment' 

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

HR says 'no comment' by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010

no comment 

The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.

Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"

Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"

no comment by R.N. July 16, 2007

No comment 

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

No comment by D-Monkey May 24, 2018