No socks

A variation of no cap but when you say something gay. Because everyone knows it's not gay if you have your socks on. No socks means it is intentionally gay. The opposite of no homo.

Hey, no socks but you are pretty cute bro.

No socks, I love Brendon Urie

by Lechuga1352 July 11, 2019

No Socks

To have sex with no condom. Specifically to lose your virginity without using protection.

Dude, I totally went no socks on my first time.

by Caramel_Carm August 6, 2014

no socks

A word for the up their ass popular group of teenagers at a high school. Short for ‘not so cool’

Did you see the no socks last weekend, who’s gonna tell them all their boyfriends look like rats who haven’t showered in weeks

by indiaaa2004 September 26, 2021

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

no socks day

no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!

boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!

by john the peep March 15, 2007

Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

Don with no socks

An older gentleman who dresses in businessman like clothes and shoes but doesn't wear socks while out on the town in the search of a younger female partner.

Did you see that "Don with no socks" at the nightclub in vegas? He really thinks he's something trying to pick up those young girls! He's old enough to be their dad!

by Bola10 September 25, 2011