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No Money 

"No money" is when something is so inexpensive that you cannot put a dollar amount on it. It generally happens when someone finds something on sale or clearance or finds a deal on eBay or Craigs List. "Zero money" is a synonym for "no money".
I went to Nordstrom's Rack and I bought these Prada shoes for no money.
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no money 

There's old money and new money, and then there are people who just have no money at all! These people are what can be called "No Money"
Those Republicans and Democrats just don't understand that what's really making the town suck is that so few people have jobs here. Only the richest can afford stuff. The Old Money and New Money don't give a shit about us No Money.
no money by narrenburg January 21, 2013

No money 

No money is something that happens when you know a Jacob that likes tractors for free.
I had no money because I knew a Jacob.
No money by Chip karter September 5, 2020

No money, no honey. 

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.
Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.
No money, no honey. by Mike2468 August 26, 2013

No money de finito 

A person who has no money or close to bankruptcy. Typically used as an excuse for not hanging out with friends because of financial issues.
Person one: "Hey, let's go out for drinking tonight!!"

Person two: "Sorry man, no money de finito!!"
No money de finito by yutax and kb October 1, 2009

no money pimp  

A guy that walks around taking care of women but doesn't collect mone.
Robbie P. is a no money pimp and adds to his herem on a daily basis.
no money pimp by bcombest December 7, 2007

no money down

No money were spent.
"Don't have to blow twenty thou' to get to know honey's style
Show her the town, steal her heart, no money down" -Rakim
no money down by JohnMike999 August 7, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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