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Spack No.2

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)

Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.

Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022

Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!

Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.

Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
Spack No.2 by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022
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Chub Rub No.2 

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member
"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "
Chub Rub No.2 by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Distress Call No 2

WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???
"Man i hate Gorillaz now"
distress call no 2
Distress Call No 2 by psychoBBY August 16, 2023

<Prostitution>Naruto Is Heroes More No 2 <Prostitution> 

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National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight
dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.

no u times 2 

The only way to defeat some that says "no u"
you: ur mum gay lol
tom: no u
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
you: wait....
crowd:....
tom:...
you:...no u times 2
everyone within a 100 mile radius: *dies*
no u times 2 by I lik dog May 11, 2018

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
2 beers no shots by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023