No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

No, seriously by Kateus December 29, 2005

No, seriously

When someone doesn't believe how serious you are.

Hym "No, seriously. You have to at least acknowledge (internally at least) that the the situation is extreme. From Gangstalking, to almost jail, to retard sex cult, to publicly robbed by a millionaire², to gaslit by a psychologist. It never ends. It never ends! I'm going to got hunting and the deer is going to hunt me! The next time I go to eat my food is going to eat me. And to have you all sit there and wonder why anyone would behave immorally. 'No. You should have to do all that AND behave morally' as you snicker to yourself before you revel in the irony of the situation and your contempt of me. Revel in my sweet, silent suffering in your hellraiser suffering cult because that's what feeds your reality monster. Suffering is sacrosanct, after all. And now I hang. My grip loosening on the edge of the bottom rung. The people above me, on the edge? Staring down blankly and pissing."

No, seriously by Hym Iam August 25, 2022

No Lie Dead Serious 

The ancient pact that unifies truth from brother to brother allowing the validity of a statement to be unquestioned.

PERSON 1 :"Dude, I just sharded all over myself!"

PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"

PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"

No Lie Dead Serious by Honz and Hanz March 8, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016