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Nit pickle 

A Nit Pickle is a person who lacks the mental capacity for anything really. They can be academically smart or even genius but they lack severely in Life Skills. The word Nit Pickle means that their common sense brain is about the size of a pickled nit, no bigger, no smaller.
*The A+ Kid drys the dishes in Home economics with a wet tea towel.*
Teacher: You are such a nit pickle.
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Nit Picker 

Someone who always has to be right and is constantly correcting you
"That's wrong you fagot. The answer is 75" the nit picker said
Nit Picker by Prettylittleliars763 October 22, 2015
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nit picker 

{Fussy} {moaner} {nagger} {hassler}
a nit picker is someone who picks holes in everything you do
nit picker by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

Nitpickery 

The high crime of excessive, minute, and unusually unwarranted criticism.
Time to call The Razor, Ponce's being held for nitpickery again!
Nitpickery by indomatt239 September 14, 2008
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