Nipple you 

Nipple you is to make you tingle. Nipple you is to make a person shiver with excitement.

You look so happy!

I just got nippled.
I want to nipple you

Nipple you by Papa Deuce January 5, 2021

can you sign my nipple?

When a woman is so sexually attracted to a badass motherf*ckin' Russian, and decides to get his signature signed on her nipple(s).

eg: "Oh my god, Dmitry. I am in love with your masculinity. Can you sign my nipple? <3"

"Silly girl. In Soviet Russia, The Nipple signs YOU."

can you sign my nipple? by NippleSignsYou August 3, 2014

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!! 

A response to any insult directed at someone around you

Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"

OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!! by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 16, 2016

Pulling your nipple

to try to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke:

to tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person:

Is it really your car or are you pulling my nipple?

Jules, I’ve lost your ear pods. Ha, not really I’m just pulling your nipple.

Pulling your nipple by MylesByrd September 10, 2023

Nippleous Cage 

A BDSM term used to describe the act of strapping a person to a chair (usually naked) and having them watch Nicolas Cage movies. During the movie the Dom typically plays with the Sub's nipples, thus giving us our name. The original BDSM use was to get the Sub to have a hard on for Nicolas Cage and then to humiliate him for being gay. This isn't a very well used tool in the BDSM community due to people in general having a hard on for Nicolas Cage.

Though it's origins are in BDSM the term has grown to encompass all sexual acts that occur during the watching of a Nicholas Cage movie.

"Dude, what did you do last night?"
"Well I was watching Face/Off with Jenni when she Nippleous Caged me!"

Nippleous Cage by ThatWasMean April 28, 2013

so's your nipples 

The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.

Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)

so's your nipples by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010

get the scorpions off your nipples 

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

get the scorpions off your nipples by BABYOIL March 23, 2012